That title is probably over the top, but I was very good.
I have also received two lifetime bans from two golf courses.
The first time was my uncle's fault. We stayed out on the course past closing time, and they turned the sprinklers on, but we kept playing. Guy came out to tell us we needed to finish the hole we were playing and then leave. We played the rest of the course, then decided to race the buggies back. I crashed mine into the side of a little wooden bridge, damaged the front of the buggy and tore some of the wooden struts off the bridge.
The second time was my fault. I wasn't even playing golf. Our local course was next to a quarry, and at certain times during the day you had to wait to play the 18th hole because they were blowing shit up with dynamite. The 18th tee was on a kind of raised hill. I was with a couple of friends hiding at the bottom of the hill and we kept waiting for people to tee off, then running up and shouting BANG behind them. Course owners got complaints, came out and we ran away. The next time I tried to play there, they recognised me and told me I was banned for life.
The first time was my uncle's fault. We stayed out on the course past closing time, and they turned the sprinklers on, but we kept playing. Guy came out to tell us we needed to finish the hole we were playing and then leave. We played the rest of the course, then decided to race the buggies back. I crashed mine into the side of a little wooden bridge, damaged the front of the buggy and tore some of the wooden struts off the bridge.
The second time was my fault. I wasn't even playing golf. Our local course was next to a quarry, and at certain times during the day you had to wait to play the 18th hole because they were blowing shit up with dynamite. The 18th tee was on a kind of raised hill. I was with a couple of friends hiding at the bottom of the hill and we kept waiting for people to tee off, then running up and shouting BANG behind them. Course owners got complaints, came out and we ran away. The next time I tried to play there, they recognised me and told me I was banned for life.
How was the first one your uncle's fault?
How was the first one your uncle's fault?
What was the reason behind bans?