2 are currently baking... I'm not sure if that increases the crime though...
edit: might as well eat them and destroy the evidence... they can pry the excrement from my cold dead hands!!!!.... or not....
damn normal baking potatoes... I forgot I had the fucking things
edit: two are baking... I dunno... I feel guilty with contraband baked potatoes.... might feel better when I eat them....
Remember, you may be on store surveillance footage. They'll be reviewing that once they miss those potatoes. Are you worried a SWAT team may be knocking down your door soon?
Knowong monsters like you exist keeps me awake at night.