I just realized I stole 5 potatoes today... AMA

what kind of potatoes? russet, red, white, yellow, sweet.. omg I must know

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damn normal baking potatoes... I forgot I had the fucking things

edit: two are baking... I dunno... I feel guilty with contraband baked potatoes.... might feel better when I eat them....

[–] jobes 4 points (+4|-0)

So that's why my stock went down. You're a monster

[–] [Deleted] 4 points (+4|-0)

so would the class action lawsuit be for 5 different counts of theft?

[–] Owlchemy 3 points (+3|-0)

Are you Irish?

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

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English.... about a qwarrterr...

edit: French on me mums side

[–] Owlchemy 4 points (+4|-0)

Remember, you may be on store surveillance footage. They'll be reviewing that once they miss those potatoes. Are you worried a SWAT team may be knocking down your door soon?

[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0)

they did honestly only have like 30 potatoes left and I now have a sixth of their quantity... shit could get messy....

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[–] jobes 3 points (+3|-0)

Have you consumed the evidence yet?

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

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2 are currently baking... I'm not sure if that increases the crime though...

edit: might as well eat them and destroy the evidence... they can pry the excrement from my cold dead hands!!!!.... or not....

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

You're a monster

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Knowong monsters like you exist keeps me awake at night.

I just realized I stole 5 potatoes today... AMA

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/s/AMA