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[–] [Deleted] 3 points (+3|-0) Edited

(@MattVision) But unfortunately, it becomes one of those really cool miniature drills used to put holes in printed circuit boards.

After use, you may notice that it takes you ~21 minutes to empty your bladder. This is perfectly normal given that your urethra shrinks to 1mm in diameter after repeated use (two doses).

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Can I just bore an additional hole in my bladder to help me pee faster?

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

You can, but you'll be charged extra. Ask the guy with the plumbing snake standing by the toilet.