Anon fell for the throw your shit in the attic meme

Neet is too lazy to take a shit occasionally.

Neet is not too lazy to build to open trap door leading to attic in his house, throw his feces in it, and (hopefully) wash his hands after the fact.

Ya know what I think this one might be fake

squirrels will carry it away

This is amazing

I found that it works better if you poop in the heat vents and then move to a new place after a year or so when the smell becomes unbearable.