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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...
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My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up."
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I asked my girlfriend to describe me in 5 words. She said I'm mature, I'm moral, I'm pure, I'm polite and I'm perfect! Then she added that I...
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A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing...
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Is it okay I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school or does that make me...
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Did you know Thing from the Addams Family wasn't always an actor? He got his start...
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An attractive monster is...
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When my wife said she wants to spend our savings on learning to drive a steamroller, I said....
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I managed to resuscitate a clown the other day and now...
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America - Ventura Highway (Lars Without Guitars remix)
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I told my wife our next door neighbor died. She asked, “Who? Ray?”
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“May you live as long as you want and not want as long as you live!” is an Irish toast...
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Hawaii senator getting death threats after posts controversial tweet about Donald Trump
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I just accidentally put my donor card into the ATM machine...
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One of the animals in the local zoo is pregnant, but nobody is comfortable talking about it...
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I tried making a candlelit dinner but...
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When I was young, I was very poor and after years of struggle...
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain due to…
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So you’re telling me that when a baby crawls across the floor for its bottle it’s cute, but when I do it…
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To the Dogs or Whoever
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Grif Teller - "Giant Conquerors of Time and Space" (1931)
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Marcin Zaleski - The Taking of the Warsaw Arsenal (1831)
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John Howard Appleton - Fireworks on the Seine (1884)
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John Howard Appleton - Explorers Blasting a Channel in Antarctica
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