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[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0)

Can you put steak on a bun? No.

Can you use mustard and mayo? No.

Can you slather relish on it? No.

Can you put steak sauce on a hot dog? Absolutely.

Hot dogs are superior.

[–] jobes [OP] 2 points (+2|-0)

Steaks do not need to be slathered in mayo because they just taste wonderful on their own. A bit of fresh horseradish plus some onions or mushrooms on top are a nice accent, but not required.

[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

Hot dogs don't need any of that either. Still superior.

You also don't see food carts serving steaks. Still superior.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Hotdogs are made from lips and buttholes. Literally garbage meat. The leftovers after making delicious cuts of meat, like steak.