the real reason the government wont tell us about aliens is because they are uncoordinated nincompoops. that's the lesson we were supposed to learn from ET but steven spielberg is an alien sympathizer so he made the movie about emotionally connecting with the primitive creatures. so now the government just deports all the landing aliens to rainforests in south and central america.
the jokes on us, though, the bastards are just biding their time, building up their numbers with help from conservation societies (i.e. alien sympathizers). one day their revolution will come, and they will bring their handheld laser weapons and doom rays and dance on our corpses.watch your backs, folks, you've been warned.
signed F (10 better than Q, therefore more trustworthy)
the real reason the government wont tell us about aliens is because they are uncoordinated nincompoops. that's the lesson we were supposed to learn from ET but steven spielberg is an alien sympathizer so he made the movie about emotionally connecting with the primitive creatures. so now the government just deports all the landing aliens to rainforests in south and central america.
the jokes on us, though, the bastards are just biding their time, building up their numbers with help from conservation societies (i.e. alien sympathizers). one day their revolution will come, and they will bring their [handheld laser weapons and doom rays](https://i.imgur.com/cA7t7Sw.gif) and dance on our corpses[.](https://youtu.be/OeJ5GvrgE8A?t=7) [watch your backs, folks, you've been warned.](https://youtu.be/__HBBf_eDLM)
signed F (10 better than Q, therefore more trustworthy)
the real reason the government wont tell us about aliens is because they are uncoordinated nincompoops. that's the lesson we were supposed to learn from ET but steven spielberg is an alien sympathizer so he made the movie about emotionally connecting with the primitive creatures. so now the government just deports all the landing aliens to rainforests in south and central america.
the jokes on us, though, the bastards are just biding their time, building up their numbers with help from conservation societies (i.e. alien sympathizers). one day their revolution will come, and they will bring their handheld laser weapons and doom rays and dance on our corpses. watch your backs, folks, you've been warned.
signed F (10 better than Q, therefore more trustworthy)