fashion faux pas I figured it out!

posted by Mattvision on soapdoxopenborders

I know why I'm not banned on this sub!

It turns out, I'm not supposed to be in this universe. I'm from a different timeline where this sub doesn't even exist in the first place.

You see, in my timeline, the mole people repelled our invasion, so SDBH underground never happens. If SDBH underground never happens, neither does SDBH discord, and without SDBH discord, @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS never decides to make this sub.

And if Xhe never makes this sub, I never get banned from it.

We have to find a way to restore the timelines and get me back to my original universe so I can be banned!

I know why I'm not banned on this sub! It turns out, I'm not supposed to be in this universe. I'm from a different timeline where this sub doesn't even exist in the first place. You see, in my timeline, the mole people repelled our invasion, so SDBH underground never happens. If SDBH underground never happens, neither does SDBH discord, and without SDBH discord, @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS never decides to make this sub. And if Xhe never makes this sub, I never get banned from it. We have to find a way to restore the timelines and get me back to my original universe so I can be banned!

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