I have recruited a family of racoons, some hornet nests, the ghost of John Wayne Gacy, and some of the lurkers from SDBH discord who I trapped in my basement.
Anyone else who wants to join, we will be meeting at @jobes' mom's house on Tuesday to plan the assault. You will have to provide your own condoms.
UPDATE: Shortly after making this post one of my discord friends who works in DC said he'd provide us some guns if we show up with signed papers and audio recordings detailing what we are planning. We're set.
It's weird that he knows about this too because he never visited Phuks.