HAIL EMPEROR MATTVISION Russian agents on Phuks

posted by BoomerRemover on soapdoxbanhammer

I've conclusively discovered that @mattvision is a Kremlin KGB agent. I will release the dossier in full unless 4.2069 Bitcoins are sent to my address.

To prove the legitimacy of my sources, I will start with a dump of intel on @mattvision's past.

https://pic8.co/sh/Mjehby.png

My sources conclusively identify @mattvision's hometown

@mattvision pay up or more will come

I've conclusively discovered that @mattvision is a Kremlin KGB agent. I will release the dossier in full unless 4.2069 Bitcoins are sent to my address. To prove the legitimacy of my sources, I will start with a dump of intel on @mattvision's past. https://pic8.co/sh/Mjehby.png My sources conclusively identify @mattvision's [hometown](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay,_Orenburg_Oblast) @mattvision pay up or more will come

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0)

Ok boomer

[–] BoomerRemover [OP] -1 points (+0|-1)

Son what is a jobes? Can kids these days not even spell jobs correctly? No wonder they are all too busy starring at their phones--Richard S. Jameson

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Actually jobes is a slang term for retard in some countries. I didn't know that when I chose this name.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

Your mom did.

[–] HateCumbuckets Cock vore enthusiast 2 points (+2|-0)

@jobes is our saviour

[–] Not_Mattvision 0 points (+0|-0)

no u

HAIL EMPEROR MATTVISION Russian agents on Phuks

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