As you all know, several months ago I (not to erroneously imply that I'm mattvision because I'm not) left behind my role as the God/King of shitposting so I could attempt to infiltrate the world of normies and bring them down once and for all.
But the longer I'm away the more I notice myself thinking the way SDBH trained me to.
Earlier today my coworkers and I were talking about the monkeypox outbreak. Specifically we'd mentioned that it's pretty much only transmitted through sex.
So someone had said "I guess if you see any monkeys around keep it in your pants"
and my reply was "Well there go my weekend plans".
And everyone just looks at me.
I didn't add to that guy's joke per-se. I just one-upped them on edgyness because that's the only kind of humor I understand after spending years here.
I tried so hard and I will never fit in with normal society. I actually tried. But it's impossible because of you people. It's your fault. My only hope now is to live in the sewers, eating rats, and scaring children into staying away from weird alternative social media sites lest they become sewermen like me.
I may have left SDBH, but SDBH will always live in my head, and the voices never stop.
I truly hate all of you for what you have done to me.
Fuck you.
Well, there go my weekend plans