Dear Polsaker.
I am Mattvision. You may have heard of me.
The time has come for me to take over the site. Please make me the sole admin.
I know you have no intentions of selling the site, however, I know your price.
If you are interested, meet me at that bar in Cuba. I will walk out as the sole admin of Phuks.co, and you my friend will walk out with a briefcase with $15 and a pack of gum in it.
Regards,
Emperor Mattvision of the SDBH Empire
wait how'd this get leaked