I did it because I realized that deep down I knew.. they were disgusting. I've always hated brassica vegetables, and I want nothing more than for each of you to rot away from this world!
YOU ARE ALL UNWORTHY TO EXIST IN THIS WORLD
I WILL END YOU
YOU ARE ALL UNWORTHY TO EXIST IN THIS WORLD
I WILL END YOU
Are you really going to be like that and turn your back on all Brassicas?
Only one Brassica can be fermented, and fermentation is the single greatest natural event. Have you ever heard of broccoli wine or mustard greens kraut? The almighty cabbage can fulfill both roles quite well.
Can you really betray the Great Fermentable Cabbage?