Would you attend a @Phuks bbq?

[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 4 points (+4|-0)

Unless @Jobes shows up. He'll put me back in the no-no pit

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

More like the yes-no pit

[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 3 points (+3|-0)

Only if I can stick it in the mashed potatoes.

[–] folly 2 points (+2|-0)

Yeah, but you'd have to convince Bidet to let me in first.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

You might need to get a job. I need my muffler fixed can u do that?

[–] HateCumbuckets Cock vore enthusiast 2 points (+2|-0)

I need my clutch fixed too....

[–] folly 1 points (+1|-0)

Is this some kind of sexual innuendo or you really want your muffler fixed?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

Well actually my muffler may need an inspection.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

Would clothing be optional?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 3 points (+3|-0)

Depends on your BMI. @Mattvision definitely needs to wear something.

[–] OeeThaGreat 1 points (+1|-0)

What if my top half is muscular and tight, but my bottom half is fat and jiggly?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

I'd give you a Bozo button.

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