God dammit, @mattvision escaped. Lock your doors and help me find him.

[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 2 points (+2|-0)

I have him locked in my closet and I am NOT giving him up.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Dude, geneva convention

[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 1 points (+1|-0)

No, the other closet.

[–] Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

You'll never take me alive!

(okay I couldn't find the exact clip anywhere on YouTube, but you know that scene from the venture bros finale where brock gets on the intercom and nonchalantly tells all the guild agents he's going to kill them because he's been bored lately? Pretend I linked that.)

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Yeah you're thinking of when he built the teleporter and Rusty gets a deep intervention in the real world. That was season 6 I think, not the last one.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

For your safety, purchase and insert a butt plug to keep out any unwanted visitors. You know who and what I mean.

𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘵, 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘶𝘮.

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Can I still get the store rebate if I return it? This one is very pointy

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

Properly sanitized and returned in the original box with the outside wrapper reshrunk, sure.

[–] GreenTreeFrog 1 points (+1|-0)

Chum is shark bait :D

God dammit, @mattvision escaped. Lock your doors and help me find him.

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