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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 4 points (+4|-0)

Frankly I think celery was genetically engineered by Big Peanut Butter in order to sell more peanut butter. It's unnatural how the two naturally go together

That could be, although the cheese wiz guys have perpetuated the con.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I never actually had cheese wiz. Easy Cheese was a staple for me when I was younger tho. Every few years I catch up with an old friend and Easy Cheese comes up every time. We would hand off Sega Genesis controllers and go to town on easy cheese while watching the other play.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

Celery, Celery

If she don't come,

I'll tickle her bum

with a lump of celery