The unanimous declaration of @ohphukimintrouble is a faggot
When in the course of subhuman events, it becomes necessary for Techius to wipe the semen from the corners of his mouth, and to assume among the powers of the internet, the separate but equal station to which dragon dildo manufacturers entitle him, a certain respect for heterosexuality of SDBH (lol) requires that they declare why Techius is a faggot.
We hold these truths to be self evident, that Techius is fucking gay, that he is endowed by his creator with a certain desire for phallic objects, that among these are big black dicks, Thai ladyboy nuts, and dragon dildos, and that to suck these cocks, Techius acts as gay as possible, deriving his desire to suck cock from his own daddy issues, that whenever this blatant faggotry becomes disruptive to SDBH, it is the right of the people to call him a faggot.
Prudence, indeed, will dictate that calling Techius a faggot every time he does something gay would take up too much of our waking lives. But when a long train of faggotry and flamboyant gayness pursuing invariably the same object envinces a design to give everyone HIV, it is their right, it is their duty, to call him fucking gay. Such has been the patient sufferring of Phuks, and such is now the cause which constrains them to call him a faggot. The history of Techius is a long history of being a faggot. To prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world.
He sucks cock
He stole @Jobes' phone and saved all the nudes on his 'secret' laptop
He wears a thong under his normal clothes. It's the same thong, he never washes it, and he never even tries to hide it. It's pink.
That vibrating sound you hear when he's sitting on a wooden chair? You can guess what that is.
He stole all the old socks I use as cumrags. I know I didn't just lose them, he fucking took them.
Never once have I been able to have a conversation with him without him calling everything "fabulous"
He called @PMYA daddy
He frequents a bar called "The crammer" and often returns covered in glitter and walking funny
In every stage of this faggotry we have called him a faggot. Our calling him a faggot has been answered only by repeated faggotry.
We, therefore, the shitposters of SDBH, appealing to the supreme judge of the world, solemly publish and declare, that Techius is gay. And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred honor.
This declaration is shielded from any and all "No U" posting.