I exclusively buy organic produce at the supermarket because I care about my health. I also really like to get fast food late at night. Help me merge my two passions.

[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

Ohhh ffs @jobes just put your organic, hippy, leftist, riot enducing, avocado mayo on your Wendies fries!1!!!

You know what's all happening in the US is your Mayo's fault don't you?

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[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I highly doubt that, given that the general majority of the population does not even realize you can make a great mayo and spread just out of the oils from avocados and their poisonous seed! It's so exciting, let me just show you how to correct the wrongs you have made in life with this next segment that details how to make your own avocado mayo!

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[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

You know Hitler was an organic avocado!

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[–] Dii_Casses 1 points (+1|-0)

Buy fast food at the supermarket.

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[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 0 points (+0|-0)

delicious!

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I exclusively buy organic produce at the supermarket because I care about my health. I also really like to get fast food late at night. Help me merge my two passions.

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