I wanted a big mac, but they wouldn't get me a my little pony toy unless I got a kids meal and switched genders.
Rainbow dash, before you ask.
The following binary string:
00110001011100111001100100000100001111000001100100001010011100010000010000001000101100101010100001010001011100000001010111010111010001101101000101011000101
When I do normal things, they congratulate me.
Atleast you got Mikey D's