Cuckpost My dick fell off, hit a claymore mine, and got blown into @Mattviaions' Dads mouth and now he's totally gay.

posted by [Deleted] on soapdoxbanhammer

Plus AIDS.

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[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 2 points (+2|-0)

Is that how @Mattvision was conceived? It's almost like he's Jesus.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Yes. My dick got blown off into his dad's mouth and then he got pregnant and pee-ed out @mattvision.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

So it sounds like you're a woman now. How you doin?

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

I had a paper straw sewn into my pee hole to be environmentally friendly, but it's already rotten. Ug.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

I'm pretty sure @Boukert would still suck it.

[–] pembo210 55 gallon drum of lube 1 points (+1|-0)

sorry for your loss

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

You're welcome.

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+0|-0)

Oh wait, that didn't happen.