I've considered just showing them my SDBH post history, but then he might also contact the police. Ideas?
Well the interviewer said his name was Jamal, so I guess I should go with the first one.
Scratch one spot on your head. Non-stop. The whole interview. If you draw blood, thats even better.
I can't, they put a cone over my head so I won't do that anymore.
I guess that should be enough on its own though.
"I think I would be gre-"
"..."
"According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly..."
Why would he care if I switched from Pink and Blue?
THAT, is some motherfucking genius right there.
Guaranteed diversity hire right there.
Wear the blackface Hitler mask and say you are wherein it to keep you anonymous, do the interviewer won't judge you. That or go in a star trek uniform, and act confused on many topics, but like you are trying to hide your confusion.