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What actions should be taken to mitigate these threats? Chopping them all off seems politically questionable. I propose mandatory fake tits on all men.

Two can play this game, sluts.

What actions should be taken to mitigate these threats? Chopping them all off seems politically questionable. I propose mandatory fake tits on all men. Two can play this game, sluts.

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Their asses too, like wtf is up with that?
[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

I know. Every sweet ass you see is an attack. Men should have to wear fake asses, to.

Getting dressed for work in the morning is going to get a lot more complicated, guys. You're gonna need new suits.
[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 2 points (+2|-0)

Shut up and grow your own. You know you'd play with them all day so don't even argue. You wouldn't even pay attention to women's tits at that point.
[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

I never thought of that; I could just will them into being!

I'd totally play with them all day. Maybe that's why all women are stupid.

[–] ScorpioGlitch Tiny Pee-Pee Gang 2 points (+2|-0)

I think you need hormones for that though. If you could just will them into being, I promise I'd have had tits a long time ago. I'm certain that you can't just wish it.
[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

I like my own tits my surgeon gave me. Give me confidence and comfort me in times of stress
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