Never had that shit before but I am paralyzed with fear that I'll trip on a dog shit, bump into an old lady, her oxycontinent prescription bottle will explode directly into my mouth and my gasp reflex will force me to ingest it. Please give me saving advice.
at least she didnt grind them up and when you fell, your pants didnt get caught and fall down and you happened to have run out of clean or cleanish underwear that day so you were going commando and you had a big fart that the surprise of tripping was enough to let out so you boofed her oxycountries. then you'd really be in trouble.
I’m pretty jealous, to be quite fucking honest if I’m telling the truth (tbqfhiittt).