Hi! @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS @Jobes @Mattvision @Boukert @Pembo210
I'm jappy to answer these honorable inquiries!
How is it that you came to SDBH on Phuks? What lured you here?
At this point in my life I think I've intellectually peaked. Therefore, my strategy for feeling like I'm still getting smarter is to seek out dumber and dumber people to socialize with.
Were you sent by a foreign agent to recruit for the original SDBH homeland?
No. I volunteered to do that. I don't see it as recruitment away from here. One can do both. I am. I'm bi.
If you answered yes to #2, do u know if there are any events happening soon on SDBH in that place?
Putt keeps making "get ready" announcements but I don't know what's going to happen.
How many of our women have you slept with since coming to phuks?
Like 3. Decent lays, too.
Who is your favorite Phuks user and why?
I think I have to go with @cyclops1771 because he hasn't spoken a single word to me or acknowledged me in any way. I respect that.
What is your favorite MRE flavor?
This is a tough one. Really depends on my mood. I'll go with brisket entre.
Do you believe hot dogs are nutritious?
Yes. They are the perfect food.
Would you vote for a candidate whose entire plan for the first year was to disband the NBA and replace it with a National Breast Awareness nonprofit with the sole purpose of posting a pic of every set of tits in the world online?
I dunno. Don't wanna see no gnarly tits, yknow?
Do you view breast augmentation as a human right?
Yeah. Yeah I do.
Are you part of the cult of the one true testicle?
No. I'm a free agent. But I do love the ball.
9mm vs .45 ACP?
Is that a real question? Obviously 9mm. 45 ACP is a sub-sonic round. The entire point of shooting a gun is to go BANG BANG BANG as loud as possible.
Sincerely, Shit
Great job gamergurl, now we can move to the next step.
@Shit do u feel my @gamergurl alt has interviewed u adequately?