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@Mattvision: like Cartman in denim shorts (not quite as fat though) @PMYA: androgynous asian cool guy, lives in filipines, likes Anime @Jobes: 165lb white guy, really big penis @IsThisUsernameTaken: Pretty young blonde, wears reading glasses, medium length eye lashes @TeraMarie: Friendly 35 yo brunnette with huge and high quality tits, loving personality @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS: athletic tranny with ripped muscles, perky tits, and perfect mustache @Cyclops1771: 55yo nazi and Vietnam Vet @ohphukimintrouble: 19yo white college student with long messy hair ... very intelligent. messy but showers @Polsaker: Arian with black hair, about 150lbs and athletic, also with very distinguished mustache. usually accompanied by attractive females. @smallpond: 22yo girl who is very sweet and writes poetry every day. Lives on a small farm @Boukert: friendly barrel chested lumberjack @doggone: actually ScoobyDoo posing as human user here

And if you are not pinged, I will ping u later
@Mattvision: like Cartman in denim shorts (not quite as fat though) @PMYA: androgynous asian cool guy, lives in filipines, likes Anime @Jobes: 165lb white guy, really big penis @IsThisUsernameTaken: Pretty young blonde, wears reading glasses, medium length eye lashes @TeraMarie: Friendly 35 yo brunnette with huge and high quality tits, loving personality @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS: athletic tranny with ripped muscles, perky tits, and perfect mustache @Cyclops1771: 55yo nazi and Vietnam Vet @ohphukimintrouble: 19yo white college student with long messy hair ... very intelligent. messy but showers @Polsaker: Arian with black hair, about 150lbs and athletic, also with very distinguished mustache. usually accompanied by attractive females. @smallpond: 22yo girl who is very sweet and writes poetry every day. Lives on a small farm @Boukert: friendly barrel chested lumberjack @doggone: actually ScoobyDoo posing as human user here And if you are not pinged, I will ping u later

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[–] Justintoxicated 2 points (+2|-0)

I imagine @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS as someone who knows where you can get illegal butt implants and then brings you to @Cyclops1771' garage.
[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 2 points (+2|-0)

So did @Jobes violate our nondisclosure agreement?
[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

22yo girl who is very sweet and writes poetry every day. Lives on a small farm

I doubt that's how others imagine me. I like the small farm idea though.
[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 0 points (+0|-0)

If you post a pic on the mods Discord channel we can clear this up :)
[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

165lb

I'm not some scrawny skinny fag. 185 is my normal in shape weight, but I'm 200 right now
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