Say NO to chicken breasts

posted by Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ on soapdoxbanhammer

If you've ever looked at a package of chickie tendies or nuggies, you'll notice that it says it's made from chicken breasts.

But that's impossible. Why?

Mammals, which get their very name from their mammary glands, are the only creatures that HAVE breasts. Chickens are not mammals. They are dinosaurs.

So if our tendies aren't made of chicken titties, what the fuck are they made of?

I don't know, but I bet the government doesn't want us to find out.

Stay safe people

If you've ever looked at a package of chickie tendies or nuggies, you'll notice that it says it's made from chicken breasts. But that's impossible. Why? Mammals, which get their very name from their mammary glands, are the only creatures that HAVE breasts. Chickens are not mammals. They are dinosaurs. So if our tendies aren't made of chicken titties, what the fuck are they made of? I don't know, but I bet the government doesn't want us to find out. Stay safe people

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I just say no to ALL breasts, regardless

Say NO to chicken breasts

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