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The other week they were a faded greyish-brown. Now they've become more of a fleshy pink like a newborn baby, except not nearly as soft.

Maybe it's because I started washing them or something.

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The other week they were a faded greyish-brown. Now they've become more of a fleshy pink like a newborn baby, except not nearly as soft. Maybe it's because I started washing them or something. This update is brought to you by Honda. Honda: Bring out the Honda in you. Honda.

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

If you apply a small dab of lead-based paint to the balls of your feet every morning, they'll stop changing color
[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

I already do that. Should I use the same color every time?
[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

No, you should use different colors depending on the vitamins you need that day. For example, if you are not going to get any Vitamin D from the sun that day, paint them a Dark color. If you aren't going to get any Vitamin C, then paint them a Cool color. If no Vitamin A, then paint them an Autumn color. etc
[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

Oh, so the colors are based on vitamins instead of which gender I was using that day. That's where I messed up.

Thanks, you're a life saver. The foot fetish club might actually let me in now!

I don't want to join but it's nice to be invited.
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