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There could be treasures down there

There could be treasures down there

23 comments

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 3 points (+3|-0)

Or it could be another underground swimmig pool. Why'd you ever decide to build the fortress in a swamp, anyway?

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

I've heard of a few of those villians, but only from other kids. My foster parents didn't allow any of us to watch cartoons or read comic books.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

A pool would be nice, but I want underwater lights and some fat catfish to pet there

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+1|-0)

My pool has led lights. Last year when my husband had pool re-tiled he also had them wire in rgb leds on the sides and bottom. It's really nice swimming with the overheads off and the leds synced to the music system.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

What are we going to do with all of the dirt from digging a new level? Should we build a mountain with it?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

Yes maybe build a mountain then a pyramid on that,

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 0 points (+0|-0)

But what will we put on top of the pyramid?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

a statue of a tranny toplessin jeans, reaching up to touch god's fingertips

[–] pembo210 55 gallon drum of lube 2 points (+2|-0)

I'm not tunneling up to get to your new fortress

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

You're not going to get anymore mole people, not after the way y'all treated the last group y'all had.