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[World War 3] Public lynching of @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS questionaire

posted by jobes Sexiest human on Phuks on soapdoxbanhammer

To preface, I am preparing a case against @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS as being a glowing fed - a subservient employee of the US Intelligence services who was sent to disrupt us before we ever got any real power

What is my proof? I can provide links for all, but I don't have the time to find them before xe corrupts the rest of you. Many of you may be able to quickly corroborate events:

1) Keeps mentioning doing a whole "Create a new SBBH/SDBH home on the dark web" subtext 'under an address of my choosing'

2) Creates new subs on Voat that no current moderator controls

3) Creates new subs on Phuks that no current moderator controls

4) General dissent in the SDBH discord

5) Rarely upvotes me outside of this sub (citation needed)

We will start a court to convict @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS by fair trial starting with these accusations until we find a crime. I will be lead prosecutor, @Mattvision will be my assistant.

Edit: I lied this is not a Questionaire - This is a legal briefing

To preface, I am preparing a case against @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS as being a glowing fed - a subservient employee of the US Intelligence services who was sent to disrupt us before we ever got any real power What is my proof? I can provide links for all, but I don't have the time to find them before xe corrupts the rest of you. Many of you may be able to quickly corroborate events: 1) Keeps mentioning doing a whole "Create a new SBBH/SDBH home on the dark web" subtext 'under an address of my choosing' 2) Creates new subs on Voat that no current moderator controls 3) Creates new subs on Phuks that no current moderator controls 4) General dissent in the SDBH discord 5) Rarely upvotes me outside of this sub (citation needed) We will start a court to convict @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS by fair trial starting with these accusations until we find a crime. I will be lead prosecutor, @Mattvision will be my assistant. Edit: I lied this is not a Questionaire - This is a legal briefing

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[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 2 points (+2|-0)

I'll leave the legal stuff to my lawyer, @ToFat2Fish but as for the lynching, if I HAVE to be lynched I want you to strip the clothes off of my fit body and whip me hard making me count to 100, and then make me beg for mercy. At least I can go in a way that is hot.

[–] [Deleted] Fancypants 1 points (+2|-1)

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LOLS, that's a sucker option.

We all know that you're a masochist, and futhermore, we've also discovered proof that you can't count above 26 without first removing your shoes and socks.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

+1 for tellign me the hard truth that I needed to hear.

I think u have a mod invite pending we need more talent/character like this

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

I'll chain you down and make you watch me whip @mattvision 100x as part of your punishment

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

Let me choose the whip

[–] jobes [OP] Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

It's cum-soaked linguini whip

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[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 0 points (+0|-0)

Also the only voat subs that I created are FatPeopleSafePlace, LGBTQCelebration and BreastAwareness, all educaitonal and positive. Too bad I left Voat since I was such a positive contributor.

[–] yeti -1 points (+0|-1)

B-but... isn't "she" a traditional wife?