I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

I eat a bowl of Cheerios with a glass of milk, a glass of orange juice, a piece of toast, and a half of a grapefruit every morning. I’m a regular guy.

As a regular guy, I've never had that breakfast so that means this guy is a phony

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[–] E-werd [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I think he was talking about fiber.

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[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Why would he be talking about his ISP?

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My Gay Lover And I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

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