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WAR [UPDATE]: I just discovered that the Mole people have a bigger tunnel system than the one they're helping us dig.

posted by Mattvision Tryin to make a change :/ on soapdoxbanhammer

I have given the Mole people 5 hours to relocate so we can put SDBH in it. Any males that stick around will be enslaved and used to help us continue excavation, and the females used to boost morale among people named @PMYA.

In celebration of our certain victory against the Mole people, we will celebrate with a new underground CSS, and the limited* rebirth of user flairs. If you think anyone deserves a new flair, post it here and I'll try to add a jpeg'd version of it. You can't flair yourself, deal with what people give you you pussy.

*^{^I'll} ^{^see} ^{^what} ^{^I} ^{^can} ^{^do} ^{^with} ^{^the} ^{^space} ^{^available}

I have given the Mole people 5 hours to relocate so we can put SDBH in it. Any males that stick around will be enslaved and used to help us continue excavation, and the females used to boost morale among people named @PMYA. In celebration of our certain victory against the Mole people, we will celebrate with a new underground CSS, and the limited* rebirth of user flairs. If you think anyone deserves a new flair, post it here and I'll try to add a jpeg'd version of it. You can't flair yourself, deal with what people give you you pussy. *^^I'll ^^see ^^what ^^I ^^can ^^do ^^with ^^the ^^space ^^available

39 comments

[–] Boukert LovesCock 3 points (+3|-0)

I would like to award this gif as a flair to @unruly https://media.tenor.com/images/a405fca0c77cdca92fc1c06e6be5536a/tenor.gif

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 3 points (+3|-0)

Done and done! Although it's far more mild than the flair unruly indirectly picked for you.

[–] Boukert LovesCock 2 points (+2|-0)

"the flair unruly indirectly picked for you."

?

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

He said "Hello.jpg". I google'd "Hello.jpg" and I found a thing. For you :)

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[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

The horror, the horror...

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

I think @PMYA needs a Mario flair to commemorate the anniversary of Mario's boy adventure.

Also, viva la revolution

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

Sexy Mario, got it!

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

@jobes You aren't escaping this one. I've pulled it up from the depths of hell and you will live the rest of your life with this as your userflair.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

No flare could ever compete with this one. It's just describes me so well

[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

How I imagine @mattvision found the flair!

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

Pretty much that, but I wasn't wearing clothes.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 2 points (+2|-0)

hello.jpg

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

I'll see what I can find. And who is it for?

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 2 points (+2|-0)

[–] ohphukimintrouble 2 points (+2|-0)

Get me one flair!

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 4 points (+4|-0)

You're giving me absolute freedom to decide yours?

That is a mistake for which you shall pay dearly.

[–] ohphukimintrouble 3 points (+3|-0)

Can't be any worse than what I had on the other SDBH

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 4 points (+4|-0)

Challenge accepted.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

I think Boukert needs some variety what about this for him http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8031/8065122513_d343744d8f.jpg

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 0 points (+0|-0)

Perhaps. What kinds of fruits are those?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

cucumbers

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

just to be clear I searched for cucumber fruit

I wasn't googling cucumber insertion porn

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 2 points (+2|-0)

Ah, what a shame. I think I'll stick with hello.jpg for him though.

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[–] Boukert LovesCock 1 points (+1|-0)

Almost forgot @polsaker -> https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTl0C5qQl8Hu99NdM-cbxsF8QxIfinVjq-kn6WyJvM6Bo5nyGTl and @pembo -> https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/67/Mussolini_biografia.jpg/220px-Mussolini_biografia.jpg

[–] Polsaker 1 points (+1|-0)

shouldn't it be the other way?

[–] Boukert LovesCock 0 points (+0|-0)

Are you calling @pembo a bitch?!??!?!?!

[–] sidewalker_Principle 1 points (+1|-0)

In honor of the conquest against the mole people I hereby self-nominate for the title Bard of Broccoli! May our presence be known underground as well as above it.

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 0 points (+0|-0)

Dammit man, I thought you were one of the good ones! Now I have to give you a stupid non-broccoli flair for self-requesting.

:(

[–] sidewalker_Principle 1 points (+1|-0)

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

For my flair please if u have time https://img.sharetv.com/shows/characters/large/star_trek_the_next_generation.lwaxana_troi.jpg

I accept all your judgments in css since u r the expert.

Would it be possible to eat some of the mole people to see how they taste?

Also in case they try to invade us, I wanted to ask if I could use an invention my uncle showed me. Just some shop parts and welding and a 12ga shotgun shell, makes sure they don't come thorugh a tunnel again.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

Maybe an appropriate flair for @BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS would be something like Richard Simmons in drag

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 2 points (+2|-0)

oh god i don't wnat to kill myself though

[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 3 points (+3|-0)

Don't do the crime if you can't do the Richard Simmons in drag flair.

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[–] Mattvision [OP] Tryin to make a change :/ 1 points (+1|-0)

I said you can't choose your own flair.

Normally, you would pay dearly for this insult, but if you prove your might in the battle against the Mole people tomorrow, I promise I won't make your flair too horrendous.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

i'll get to work on my shotgun shells. If u see a piece of cheese on a piece of lettus in one of the tunnels ... I cannot stress how important it is to not touch it. Thank u for the opportunity to serve.

[–] Butler_crosley 1 points (+1|-0)

I told you not to trust them...