[–] Boukert LovesCock 4 points (+4|-0) I bet that dick has seen a lot of seamen! I bet that dick has seen a lot of seamen! permalink source
[–] PhunkyPlatypus 3 points (+3|-0) It's a one eyed trouser trout. It's a one eyed trouser trout. permalink source
[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 3 points (+3|-0) The kind of fish you put a ring on and take home to meet your mother The kind of fish you put a ring on and take home to meet your mother permalink source
[–] E-werd 3 points (+3|-0) It's a slippery dick. It's a [slippery dick](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slippery_dick). permalink source [–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0) I take it you've tasted slippery dick before I take it you've tasted slippery dick before permalink source [–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0) Well it's difficult to insert a dry or sticky dick. Well it's difficult to insert a dry or sticky dick. permalink source
[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0) I take it you've tasted slippery dick before I take it you've tasted slippery dick before permalink source [–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0) Well it's difficult to insert a dry or sticky dick. Well it's difficult to insert a dry or sticky dick. permalink source
[–] E-werd 2 points (+2|-0) Well it's difficult to insert a dry or sticky dick. Well it's difficult to insert a dry or sticky dick. permalink source
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