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  1. Size: Although only part of it, breasts must be of a perfect size. C is ideal unless they can be bigger but still firm.

  2. Shape: Boobs should be perky and stand up, and be a round shape.

  3. Texture: Should be uniform, and firm like styrofoam

  4. Areola: must have a nipple on it

  5. Smell: Should smell like warm milk or spices

Finally, the quality of the boobs has nothing to do with whether the person is a fully actualized transwoman or a cis woman with real ovaries, the boob and its beauty is separate from all of that and anything anywhere since what has an appreciate about that is what it looks like not what you think someone should want to look like if I do say so myself.

Thank you for listening.

1. Size: Although only part of it, breasts must be of a perfect size. C is ideal unless they can be bigger but still firm. 2. Shape: Boobs should be perky and stand up, and be a round shape. 3. Texture: Should be uniform, and firm like styrofoam 4. Areola: must have a nipple on it 5. Smell: Should smell like warm milk or spices Finally, the quality of the boobs has nothing to do with whether the person is a fully actualized transwoman or a cis woman with real ovaries, the boob and its beauty is separate from all of that and anything anywhere since what has an appreciate about that is what it looks like not what you think someone should want to look like if I do say so myself. Thank you for listening.

10 comments

[–] smallpond 2 points (+2|-0)

Its greatness is judged by the one who holds it, and most holders will not consider it as an isolated entity separate from its owner, for it is worthless as such.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 2 points (+2|-0)

I disagree. A good tit should feel like a bag of sand when you touch it.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

I have a cousin you gotta meat

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

does your cousin have huge bags of sand?

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

They feel like sand I'm not sure what make them feel that way.

I accidently touched them at family reunion.

[–] [Deleted] REEEEEEEE 1 points (+1|-0)

If I take 'bird' out this comment is actually pretty disturbing.

[–] [Deleted] Most updated flairs 2022 1 points (+1|-0)

They should be like carrier bags full of glue.