For fuck sake I've been on this site since it was a sperm trying to fertilise an egg. Something that has always bothered me is that Phuks is negative by design. I don't mean on the fucking frontend. I mean on the motherfucking wanker backend.
Every week or so, we're being told that the Zabbix Database is down on IRC. This is hardcoded into Phuks' code. I'm motherfucking sick of hearing that it's down. It's depressing and it erodes on my high intellectual and emotional status. This constant negative connotation that is being said. "Down."
Why aren't we told when the Zabbix Database is up? Hearing that it's down all the time makes me emotionally sad, because I can't physically stand to hear something so inherently negative by design. I want to be enlightened with joy by being told that the Zabbix Database is up.
I mean, fuck sake, what is the harm in that?
<borker> Zabbix database is down.