I saved up all week, but wall street normies investing in GBP are driving the transaction fees so high that I can't even buy anything anymore. I told mummy I wanted some tendies and a peeny rub, she told me I either have to just choose one or wait until the weekend until the number of unconfirmed transactions goes down. I immediately screeched in her cunt face and smeared my excrement all over the walls and now I have even less good boy points.
Furthermore, I have reason to believe she is a racist. She makes me cough up points for peeny rubs, yet her boyfriend Maurice gets them for free.
I hear there's already some people working on a hard fork.