There's this girl at work who I have a crush on, and the other day I heard her say that she wants a guy who will sit down with her and whisper sweet nothings into her ear.
So I thought "I can do that", and proceeded to kidnap her and tie her up like a true gentleman, and then I sat her down and prepared to start whispering the sweet nothings.
But then I thought "What the fuck are sweet nothings?" I tried just putting my face next to her ear and literally saying nothing but she's still screaming into her ball gag so I don't think it's right.
Anyone here know what I should do?
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So should I rape her, or pay someone else to?