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Whenever you're in a stressful situation like public speaking or being interrogated by the NSA for your 16 terabytes of hardcore tentacle porn (@Boukert), Perhaps in a job interview.

Just imagine holding each and every person down and aggressively shitting in their face until they pass out or drown. Whichever comes first.

I find this method to be incredibly useful.

Whenever you're in a stressful situation like public speaking or being interrogated by the NSA for your 16 terabytes of hardcore tentacle porn (@Boukert), Perhaps in a job interview. Just imagine holding each and every person down and aggressively shitting in their face until they pass out or drown. Whichever comes first. I find this method to be incredibly useful.

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[–] phoxy 2 points (+2|-0)

shitting in their face until they pass out or drown.

In this case the less fiber in your diet the better. Also go on a fast food binge beforehand if you can.

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

What if I prefer to imagine them shitting on my face until I pass out, down or get off?