Nothing specific, just advice.
That's some Top-tier advice right there!
That's some Top-tier advice right there!
Nothing specific, just advice.
That's some Top-tier advice right there!
If your mummy says you don't have enough good boy points for tendies, and you've already tried smearing your excrement on her bedroom walls, try publicly humiliating her by taking off your clothes to reveal the dried cummies on your belly.
Works every time.
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
That's terrible advice as it will destroy your immune system. Shower every other day and you might build up some immunities. Just clear your pits every day because you smell.
find the biggest, baddest guy and punch him in the face and enjoy the free buttsex.