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I know this will be extremely hard to hear but you simply must stop sending me pictures of your Khazar milkers. This has gone on far too long and I'm putting my foot down. I know, I know, Jobes has left you feeling neglected and unloved. But you will not be getting any such affection from this simple man. Please, take your unholy ways somewhere else and leave my inbox in peace. It is becoming overwhelmingly difficult for me to handle when I log on and there are hundreds of messages with nothing but boobs. A man can only take so much. I simply haven't the time. If this doesn't not stop within the next few days I'll have no choice but to pack up and leave for some place where I am not the dominant male. This will be exceedingly hard to find so if you'll do me a favor I won't have to go through that ordeal. Won't you settle for a little less in a man? There must be some other suitable candidate here to boob badger. I know none come close to what I have but it'll simply have to do. Now, if you'll excuse me I have sacrificed enough time beseeching you boobies

I know this will be extremely hard to hear but you simply must stop sending me pictures of your Khazar milkers. This has gone on far too long and I'm putting my foot down. I know, I know, Jobes has left you feeling neglected and unloved. But you will not be getting any such affection from this simple man. Please, take your unholy ways somewhere else and leave my inbox in peace. It is becoming overwhelmingly difficult for me to handle when I log on and there are hundreds of messages with nothing but boobs. A man can only take so much. I simply haven't the time. If this doesn't not stop within the next few days I'll have no choice but to pack up and leave for some place where I am not the dominant male. This will be exceedingly hard to find so if you'll do me a favor I won't have to go through that ordeal. Won't you settle for a little less in a man? There must be some other suitable candidate here to boob badger. I know none come close to what I have but it'll simply have to do. Now, if you'll excuse me I have sacrificed enough time beseeching you boobies

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[–] jobes 2 points (+3|-1)

@polsaker invite codes created this monster. I hope you are happy.

[–] [Deleted] -1 points (+0|-1)

you created me you monster

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

I made the bullets but I did not pull the trigger

[–] [Deleted] 0 points (+1|-1) Edited

you said yourself

  Invite codes created this monster

You did indeed make the bullets my master at arms, and similarly the trigger was pulled with your fateful 'submit post'. So you see, I'm just a hapless bystander being shot at. Why do you hate me father? It is you who brought me into this world. Do you fear your son? Don't make me destroy you. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict, and bring order to SDBH. Join me, and together we can rule SDBH.