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[–] smallpond 1 points (+1|-0)

It's a small country, but I think even NZ has more interesting news than this on any given day...

People trapped! Rescue teams helpless! "If it were up and down, or side to side, we'd be in and out," says chief of rescue services. "But a forty five degree angle? My men have wives and kids who want to see them again. Except Frank, He's got a husband who's transitioning to male. And I can't just send one man... Hey! Somebody grab Frank! He's trying to use it like a staircase again!"