People trapped! Rescue teams helpless! "If it were up and down, or side to side, we'd be in and out," says chief of rescue services. "But a forty five degree angle? My men have wives and kids who want to see them again. Except Frank, He's got a husband who's transitioning to male. And I can't just send one man... Hey! Somebody grab Frank! He's trying to use it like a staircase again!"
It's a small country, but I think even NZ has more interesting news than this on any given day...