do not approach him under any circumstances, he is fluent in the ways of ham
if it can not be avoided offer the beast a wild boar sacrifice and your own life will be spared for the time being. use this time to relocate yourself to a kangaroos pouch, where he will never think to look for you. this will allow a long bouncy life and is the safest in event of groxomon world domination. establish yourself in the kanga hierarchy and sow the seeds of war in the bountiful pastures of groxomon. you will need to cultivate various complex kangalationships and prove your worth in kangaculture exhaustively. this will be exceedingly difficult as his reign will be a seemingly glorious time for all, kangaroos included. but the conviction of groxomon runs far deeper. the madman plans to freeze the sun.
we will not, can not, allow this to happen. the roo's are our only recourse should he stay at large for more than a week. by then he will have rubbed thighs with our worlds most powerful men and have too strongly established himself to be retaken without kangaforce even if all of us go ham.
it is a dark day for all
Look you didn't ask us for help. This is your fault.