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Mattvision - the false prophet.

just look at it's inane fit of attempted power. and yet, there is but one worthy question, WHERE IS THE CLAMATOR??

I ask this as I sit here, sipping an extra spicy clamator, thinking just how damn easy it would be to finish a gallon in a gulp. but the madman, the fool, has gone too far this time. he has lost my last shred of fealty. I no longer recognize the domain of SDBH. it is nothing. he is as the Pyre of Denethor, the attempted slaughter of his child, us. but in the end, it is he who burns. and I, the glixiest monkey, am the one to deliver you to salvation. to heal your woe and hurt caused by it;s foolish last gasp of popularity.

I nominate @jobes as my first lieutenant in the coming bloodbath. he is wise, with a will of iron. a worthy man to continue into the next age. but Matthews Vision has failed, he is to be left behind in history, forgotten, unworthy. A once powerful force has dimmed and gone out, there is no forgetting the latest madness.

no longer will I sit and allow the heart of this very phuk suffer. I choose to stand, and I choose to stand with YOU. join me, and together we say NO to tyranny, together we say NO to @mattvision, and TOGETHER we will SURVIVE

Mattvision - the false prophet. just look at it's inane fit of attempted power. and yet, there is but one worthy question, WHERE IS THE CLAMATOR?? I ask this as I sit here, sipping an extra spicy clamator, thinking just how damn easy it would be to finish a gallon in a gulp. but the madman, the fool, has gone too far this time. he has lost my last shred of fealty. I no longer recognize the domain of SDBH. it is nothing. he is as the Pyre of Denethor, the attempted slaughter of his child, us. but in the end, it is he who burns. and I, the glixiest monkey, am the one to deliver you to salvation. to heal your woe and hurt caused by it;s foolish last gasp of popularity. I nominate @jobes as my first lieutenant in the coming bloodbath. he is wise, with a will of iron. a worthy man to continue into the next age. but Matthews Vision has failed, he is to be left behind in history, forgotten, unworthy. A once powerful force has dimmed and gone out, there is no forgetting the latest madness. no longer will I sit and allow the heart of this very phuk suffer. I choose to stand, and I choose to stand with YOU. join me, and together we say NO to tyranny, together we say NO to @mattvision, and TOGETHER we will SURVIVE

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[–] Mattvision wat 2 points (+3|-1)

Ha! You think you're the first to create an alternative banhammer sub?

The power of the SDBH Empire is ABSOLUTE!

Soon enough you will bow to me. @Jobes will bow to me. This whole sub will bow to me and become yet another extension of our domain. I will have expanded our borders without even trying, and I've only been in charge for a week.

Your pathetic attempts to usurp me are nothing. LONG LIVE THE SDBH EMPIRE!

[–] jobes 0 points (+0|-0)

I BOW TO NO ONE

...except god emperor George H. W. Bush

[–] leaderofnopack -1 points (+0|-1)

Hay that shit for brains Mattvision banned me from soapdoxbanhammer, no reason given but the dip shit must be on some reddit trip.