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Prosecutors are rewarded like commissioned salesmen.

[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

Cops too, what with asset forfeiture laws being the way they are.

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"Sir, we clocked you at 57 in a 55. We'll need your DL, insurance, and keys to your boat."

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Are you carrying more than $100 in cash? Yes? OK, we'll take that too. Here's a receipt. Just try to reclaim it...