[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Not a lie, I used to bang this stripper that was shockingly well read, so I would make jokes like 'Jackson Pollock couldn't make this, put yourself in the Smithsonian.'

It was an odd relationship with my neighbor

[–] Annelise [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

You'd be surprised what escorts and strippers know and how they spend their time and earnings.