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So I was training a new temp today, and while going over various safety related stuff. I pointed at a molten pile of plastic sitting on the floor and warned him not to touch it, as it's still hundreds of degrees.

He responded with "i live by the philosophy of 'don't knock it until you try it'.

I replied with:

thats a good philosophy to have. But somethings can be knocked without trying them. Like crocodile blowjobs for example.

This motherfucker turned to me, looked me dead in the eyes and said. "Hey you never know, you might be good at it."

I fuckin lost it laughing.

I gotta admire the balls it takes to say that to your trainer on the second day.

So I was training a new temp today, and while going over various safety related stuff. I pointed at a molten pile of plastic sitting on the floor and warned him not to touch it, as it's still hundreds of degrees. He responded with "i live by the philosophy of 'don't knock it until you try it'. I replied with: > thats a good philosophy to have. But somethings can be knocked without trying them. Like crocodile blowjobs for example. This motherfucker turned to me, looked me dead in the eyes and said. "Hey you never know, you might be good at it." I fuckin lost it laughing. I gotta admire the balls it takes to say that to your trainer on the second day.

5 comments

[–] jobes 6 points (+6|-0)

On day three, you need to shove your thumb in his butthole to assert dominance

[–] unruly 2 points (+2|-0)

How do you even know where a crocodiles butthole is?

[–] jobes 2 points (+2|-0)

Geez I hope that was the butthole I thumbed and not its va-jay-jay. That would be embarassing

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

You're the one that opened Pandora's box by saying "crocodile blowjobs". He was just following your lead, because it's clearly not the type of workplace where you'll get fired for saying such a thing.