[–] CDanger 1 points (+1|-0)

Jared Fogle might have publicly told us we would enjoy a footlong, but in private he would pay a finder's fee for anyone who would send something small his way.

[–] x0x7 0 points (+1|-1)

And you can get every single one of those lengths by asking them to cut a sub in half.

[–] jobes [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

"gimme the half inch turkey bacon cheddar sub, on wheat, i'm losing weight"