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Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie 'em in a knot?

Can you tie 'em in a bow?

Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder

Like a continental soldier

Do your balls hang low?

Do your balls stick out?

Can you waggle them about?

Can you flap them up and down

As you fly around the town?

Can you shut them up for sure

When you hear an awful bore?

Do your balls stick out?

Do your balls flip-flop?

Can you use them as a mop?

Are they stringy at the bottom?

Are they curly at the top?

Can you use them for a swatter?

Can you use them for a blotter?

Do your balls flip-flop?

Do your balls stand high?

Do they reach up to the sky?

Do they droop when they are wet?

Do they stiffen when they're dry?

Can you summon o'er your neighbor

With a minimum of labor?

Do your balls stand high?

[–] E-werd 1 points (+1|-0)

Can you use them for a blotter?

Yeah, apparently you can.

[–] Fuks 0 points (+0|-0)

Do your balls hang low

Do they dangle in the snow

Do you get a blister

When you stick it in your sister

Do you get another

When you stick it in your mother