Due to a screw up in college credit transfer, I took Spanish 1 & 2 (two years, not semesters) twice and I can't get spanish to stay in my head. About the only thing I can remember is Soy un pato gigante. I have no problem with other languages I've tried. German, Latin, heck even a few dialects used in India. And it's a shame because if you hear someone from Spain speaking it, it sounds so pretty.
"I want to be ass?"
Oh, wait. Eat, not be.
Yo quiero comer culo.
I want to eat ass.
If it was "be" it would be "ser"... or possibly "estar" but probably "ser".
Caught that right before you corrected me. Thanks anyway.
I want to eat ass.
You may. But be forewarned: You're gonna get that hack, hack gaggy thing happening, because my ass is extremely hairy. Just a heads up.
I said that to the 4/10 gas station clerk and now I have a date tonight! Great post!