So my girlfriend bought me this black denim vest(it was the 90's, calm down) so I decided I'd wear it out to the movies that night to make her think I liked it. So there I was in black jeans, a long sleeve white cotton shirt, black shoes and my shiny new black vest. Before we went into the theater my girlfriend wants to buy some things to shove in her mouth, so I perch myself up by the main entry way and wait with my hands behind my back. Two girls come running in late and look at me and smile. I smile back and they both hold out their movie tickets to me. I opened my mouth to say the obvious but immediately clamped it shut, took the tickets and told them to enjoy the movie.
I wish I could have been there to see the looks on their faces when the real ticket attendant held out his hand for their tickets but I had to content myself with them running back out, not knowing whether to laugh or be angry at me.
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